Monday, November 9, 2009

My Web Template

This is my website image. I updated this after i became CEO of RBC, so I could keep a memory of what i loved back then. The jawa signifies weird people and the second moon is to represent....... Well, i don't know what it represents, but it is the same colour as sand so it could represent, like, women, or something like that.

Monday, October 26, 2009

One of my albums

This is one of my many albums as successful rapper Eminem. Being a musician brought me in touch with reality. It was as if God was telling me to stop earning, and in turn spending so much money. After plenty of thought, I sent God a big F*** OFF, and continued with my life.

My first motion picture

This is me in my first motion picture, where I star as Harry Stamper alongside Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler. This appearance in this great movie developed my interest in space travel

My first television show

This is my first television show, where I am a rude man who screams at people in the kitchen. This show led to my first movie appearance

My first television appearance

This is my television premiere on Sesame Street. I made lots of connections in the television trade and am now quite successful as an actor.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

My body

This is absolutely me, and no one else. It is my body and it is a gigantic snake.

Dicky

This picture was created for representation of what will happen to Dick Cheney now that he is no longer vice-president. The shark represents the people and the law, and the rest is self explanatory. I made this photo by using the lasso tool to move Dick Cheney's head in the place of the seal, and then rotating it and resizing it.